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Avery's 5 Steps of Seduction
(As Performed by Irving)
#1 - Get into the sweet talk right away. Chicks dig that.
IRVING: Okay ... I gots to uh, get my groove on with dat ... uh fine ba ... donk ... a ... donk?
#2 - Wine and dine her. Forget the dine part.
IRVING: We need more crates of Wine-in-a-Box!
#3 - Smack that ass! Smack ... that ... ass!
IRVING: Oh! I'm so sorry! Does that hurt?
#4 - Funbags, ho! Grab 'em! Squeeze 'em! Motorboat 'em!
IRVING: Help! I'm being swallowed alive! Where's the motorboat?!
#5 - She is ready for lovin! Enjoy!
IRVING: Eep.
By the way, you're welcome!
IRVING: My eyes! My eyes! I need Bactine for my eyes!
AVERY: Are all the sexy ladies here? 'Cause here we go to freedom!!!
IRVING: My eyes! My eyes!
YIN YANG: Better get the battering ram. Momma's gotta finish herself off.
EPISODE 21:
AVERY: Alright ladies. This place should be safe for you. We've got to get going. Y'know, sexy wanted criminals and all.
KENDRA: Ugh.
IRVING: Ladies, now is your chance. It's a brand new world for you. It's a clean slate and your future begins now. You are all so bright and brave, and I know you can make the world a better place.
Be the best you can be!
FIVE MINUTES LATER ...
GIRLS: Hey baby! Looking for a good time, sailor boy? Sucky sucky five bucky!
DETECTIVE HORACE P. ANVIL: Ladies, have you seen these two koalas?
GIRLS: They made us the best we could be!
They turned us into who we are today!
They just left!
DETECTIVE HORACE P. ANVIL: Pimps, eh? That's about right. You can't escape justice, you little bastards! Anvil is closing in!
EPISODE 22:
AVERY: So you're a man now! How do you feel studly McStud-Stud?
IRVING: Well, about that ... I just couldn't do it. I couldn't desecrate my body like that. Your body is a temple, y'know.
AVERY: So what are you telling me? You're giving up on women just like that?
IRVING: I guess so. It will keep me focused on the important things in life. Like starting my early tax return. By the way, are you keeping all the receipts from our fugitive escape?
AVERY: Well, that's fine. More beautiful ladies for me! Though, I feel bad for the girl that falls for you. By the way, what's the deal with that douche bag gorilla? He keeps popping' up everywhere!
KENDRA: Say, why are we doing this again, Kylie? Is this another one of your wishful fantasies?
KYLIE: It's for love! I'm in love with Irving Koalas. A love so strung that it will crush anything in its way!
If I have to be a 'Bad' Koala for my Irving Dear, then the world should be afraid of the ... Kinda Bad Beavers!
KENDRA: Ooo. Scary.
(As Performed by Irving)
#1 - Get into the sweet talk right away. Chicks dig that.
IRVING: Okay ... I gots to uh, get my groove on with dat ... uh fine ba ... donk ... a ... donk?
#2 - Wine and dine her. Forget the dine part.
IRVING: We need more crates of Wine-in-a-Box!
#3 - Smack that ass! Smack ... that ... ass!
IRVING: Oh! I'm so sorry! Does that hurt?
#4 - Funbags, ho! Grab 'em! Squeeze 'em! Motorboat 'em!
IRVING: Help! I'm being swallowed alive! Where's the motorboat?!
#5 - She is ready for lovin! Enjoy!
IRVING: Eep.
By the way, you're welcome!
IRVING: My eyes! My eyes! I need Bactine for my eyes!
AVERY: Are all the sexy ladies here? 'Cause here we go to freedom!!!
IRVING: My eyes! My eyes!
YIN YANG: Better get the battering ram. Momma's gotta finish herself off.
EPISODE 21:
AVERY: Alright ladies. This place should be safe for you. We've got to get going. Y'know, sexy wanted criminals and all.
KENDRA: Ugh.
IRVING: Ladies, now is your chance. It's a brand new world for you. It's a clean slate and your future begins now. You are all so bright and brave, and I know you can make the world a better place.
Be the best you can be!
FIVE MINUTES LATER ...
GIRLS: Hey baby! Looking for a good time, sailor boy? Sucky sucky five bucky!
DETECTIVE HORACE P. ANVIL: Ladies, have you seen these two koalas?
GIRLS: They made us the best we could be!
They turned us into who we are today!
They just left!
DETECTIVE HORACE P. ANVIL: Pimps, eh? That's about right. You can't escape justice, you little bastards! Anvil is closing in!
EPISODE 22:
AVERY: So you're a man now! How do you feel studly McStud-Stud?
IRVING: Well, about that ... I just couldn't do it. I couldn't desecrate my body like that. Your body is a temple, y'know.
AVERY: So what are you telling me? You're giving up on women just like that?
IRVING: I guess so. It will keep me focused on the important things in life. Like starting my early tax return. By the way, are you keeping all the receipts from our fugitive escape?
AVERY: Well, that's fine. More beautiful ladies for me! Though, I feel bad for the girl that falls for you. By the way, what's the deal with that douche bag gorilla? He keeps popping' up everywhere!
KENDRA: Say, why are we doing this again, Kylie? Is this another one of your wishful fantasies?
KYLIE: It's for love! I'm in love with Irving Koalas. A love so strung that it will crush anything in its way!
If I have to be a 'Bad' Koala for my Irving Dear, then the world should be afraid of the ... Kinda Bad Beavers!
KENDRA: Ooo. Scary.
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