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EPISODE 25:
AVERY: Slow-moving vampire snails, eh? I guess I just need a big shoe or a salt shaker to wipe out those little bastar...ds! Whoops! Hey guys! How's the undead life treating you?
SNAILS: So how did you like our performance? Are we ready for Hollywood?
AVERY: Wait! What are you guys talking about?
SNAILS: We're a traveling snail theater group. We want to be in movies, and vampires are big right now. So we glued on these fans and we're ready for the silver screen!
We'd even be willing to ... uh ... sparkle if we need to.
AVERY: Well, you scared us pretty good. It's gonna take Irving a week to clean off the poop from his fur. Say, our car broke down on the road a little way back ...
SNAILS: Oh, no problem ... we'll help you fix it.
IRVING: INTO EACH GENERATION A KOALA IS BORN!!!!
AVERY: What the...
EPISODE 26:
STAB
SQUISH
THWOK
AVERY: Wait! They're not really vampires! They're actors. They ... hey ... where did you get that wig?
IRVING: You were right about the tape. It taught me everything I needed to know about vampires. Also fashion and lesbianism.
AVERY: We're not doing a great job proving our innocence.
IRVING: We're just running around in circles, causing unfortunate trouble wherever we go.
AVERY: We need to find that funky gorilla. Before anyone else gets hurt.
IRVING: Ooh. Now I feel bad about killing actors! We're destroying Hollywood's waiters!
IRVING: I really enjoyed that videotape. There was this Xander character. He gave an Emmy-worthy performance! He also had these pouty lips and bedroom eyes.
AVERY: Dude. If you just come out of the closet, you'll be a much happier person.
AVERY: Slow-moving vampire snails, eh? I guess I just need a big shoe or a salt shaker to wipe out those little bastar...ds! Whoops! Hey guys! How's the undead life treating you?
SNAILS: So how did you like our performance? Are we ready for Hollywood?
AVERY: Wait! What are you guys talking about?
SNAILS: We're a traveling snail theater group. We want to be in movies, and vampires are big right now. So we glued on these fans and we're ready for the silver screen!
We'd even be willing to ... uh ... sparkle if we need to.
AVERY: Well, you scared us pretty good. It's gonna take Irving a week to clean off the poop from his fur. Say, our car broke down on the road a little way back ...
SNAILS: Oh, no problem ... we'll help you fix it.
IRVING: INTO EACH GENERATION A KOALA IS BORN!!!!
AVERY: What the...
EPISODE 26:
STAB
SQUISH
THWOK
AVERY: Wait! They're not really vampires! They're actors. They ... hey ... where did you get that wig?
IRVING: You were right about the tape. It taught me everything I needed to know about vampires. Also fashion and lesbianism.
AVERY: We're not doing a great job proving our innocence.
IRVING: We're just running around in circles, causing unfortunate trouble wherever we go.
AVERY: We need to find that funky gorilla. Before anyone else gets hurt.
IRVING: Ooh. Now I feel bad about killing actors! We're destroying Hollywood's waiters!
IRVING: I really enjoyed that videotape. There was this Xander character. He gave an Emmy-worthy performance! He also had these pouty lips and bedroom eyes.
AVERY: Dude. If you just come out of the closet, you'll be a much happier person.
Love LOVE the Buffy reference!
woohoo!!!! though… i feel bad that my food will take longer when eating in hollywood with the new shortage of waiters. sigh.
“Into each generation a koala is born!!!!”, it’s EXCELLENT.
I loved it!!!! You guys are awesome!!
The Buffy reference made this my favorite episode(s) by far. Can’t wait until next week!
LMAO! Funniest web-comic so far. Love the Buffy references.
ROFL! That was freaking priceless! This is officially my favorite episode!
And the emmy for best issue of a web comic goes to… this one. The buffy references were to die for, which the snails technically did
Where did he get the wig?
lmao!! XD The Xander reference was priceless!!!!!! <3
Trust me, Irving. You’re gonna need to fight off about a million and one Buffy fangirls armed with stakes and crossbows to get to a character that isn’t even real. Believe me. I know a couple.
I found this comic by finding other things Nicholas Brendon has been in, and that Biffy reference absolutely made my day.
I concur… >.>
Oh god, that was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. I’m officially a fangirl. Yup.
Best so far. That was absolutely hilarious! I loved every second of it! Snails or no, vampires should NEVER sparkle.
It’s time you guys got off of your lead asses and start puttin’ out again! Your so-called “fans” are wandering off blindly looking for something even 10% as good as this strip! So DROP THE FUCKIN’ CRACK PIPES AND GET YOUR WORTHLESS ASSES BACK TO WORK ON THIS!!!
Hugs, love, and kisses!
Grandpa
Hi guys! When are you going to post another episode? My son and I can hardly wait!
AWWWW! Come on! Pretty please with strippers on top! ( Making with the pout)
can you give a esetematte amont of time