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EPISODE 23:

IRVING: It was unfortunate for our car to break down during this storm!

AVERY: You got that right, Captain Obvious. I think I see something ahead! Did anyone order a creepy abandoned house in the middle of nowhere?

IRVING: Oooo. I've got the heebie-jeebies! With an extra order of heebies on the side.

AVERY: Ka-blamo! Add breaking and entering to our list of crimes!

IRVING: I think it would be a safe assumption that it's already on the list. Along with every other crime we are wrongly accused of.

AVERY: Well, I'm tired of running nowhere. We need to find that funky gorilla. He seems to know the ins and outs of this bizarro place. If only we could find him...

IRVING: I think we just did.

AVERY: Okay, that's officially super freaky! He is everywhere!!!! What's his connection to all this?!

VOICE: Ahem.

IRVING: Who's there?!

AVERY: Activate crane position!

VAMPIRE SNAILS: Poor koalas. You have treaded into the lair of the evil VAMPIRE SNAILS! Prepare to be bitten and slimed a little bit.

EPISODE 24:

AVERY AND IRVING: VAMPIRE SNAILS!!!!!! AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

AAA...G...HHHH.

AVERY: Oh right. Snails. We'll be right back for the sliming and the biting.

IRVING: This place is just a bunch of big empty rooms! We need to find a way to exterminate these vamps!

AVERY: Look! A conveniently placed TV with a VCR and videotape! This thing says something about slaying vampires. This may be the thing we need!

AVERY: You watch the tape and learn how to do it! I'll find some silver bullets or somethin'.

IRVING: Ooo. I hope it's rated G!