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YIN YANG: Let's just get this over with. I need my beauty rest.
AVERY: Wait! Since we're going to be executed, we have a right to know what's your beef with men?
YIN YANG: I will not tolerate men in my tower. There's only one man allowed in my kingdom, and it's been many years since I saw him. Oh, that rainy fateful night when I was forever changed! It was a night of unbridled animalistic passion. He was magnificent.
Every stroke. Every move. Every breath. Masterful. I had no idea a gorilla could move like that. Those broad ape shoulders. His generous tongue. His impeccable taste in pork pie hats.
IRVING: Excuse me. Was he also wearing a striped jacket?
AVERY: And had a personality like a douche.
YIN YANG: Yes, that's him! After our night of legendary lovemaking, no man could ever live up to him. So why even try.
Guards, throw them in the prison! We'll cut off their useless manhood in the morning! We'll make a fancy tea party of it. Order those buttery scones I like!
IRVING: I'll miss my manhood, but I really like scones!
AVERY: Wait! Since we're going to be executed, we have a right to know what's your beef with men?
YIN YANG: I will not tolerate men in my tower. There's only one man allowed in my kingdom, and it's been many years since I saw him. Oh, that rainy fateful night when I was forever changed! It was a night of unbridled animalistic passion. He was magnificent.
Every stroke. Every move. Every breath. Masterful. I had no idea a gorilla could move like that. Those broad ape shoulders. His generous tongue. His impeccable taste in pork pie hats.
IRVING: Excuse me. Was he also wearing a striped jacket?
AVERY: And had a personality like a douche.
YIN YANG: Yes, that's him! After our night of legendary lovemaking, no man could ever live up to him. So why even try.
Guards, throw them in the prison! We'll cut off their useless manhood in the morning! We'll make a fancy tea party of it. Order those buttery scones I like!
IRVING: I'll miss my manhood, but I really like scones!
Manhood vs. scones…hmmm…
I <3 Irving lol
Hmm, manhood… scones… manhood… scones… what kind of scones are we talking about here?
What are scones? And WTF!?!
I think scones are kinda like a danish. You know, like a baked bready biscuity kinda snack. But in all reality, they are not worth ones manhood.