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IRVING: Thank goodness we found this place in the middle of nowhere to ask for directions... It's a miracle... Whooooa...
YIN YANG: What are these tiny morsels. They offend my eyes.
AVERY: Whoa. That's a whole lotta panda.
YIN YANG: Silence, rodent! You are in the presence of Yin Yang! The majestic left one is Yin. The regal right one is Yang. I am the queen of this tower. You are very special visitors to my kingdom.
We have not had a male walk thru these doors in a very long time. If you are even men.
AVERY: I can't speak for my friend here, but I'm all man, baby! All two inches!
YIN YANG: I see. That's unfortunate.
Guards! Prepare for these male rodents' execution!
AVERY: I can tuck it in. Does that help?
YIN YANG: What are these tiny morsels. They offend my eyes.
AVERY: Whoa. That's a whole lotta panda.
YIN YANG: Silence, rodent! You are in the presence of Yin Yang! The majestic left one is Yin. The regal right one is Yang. I am the queen of this tower. You are very special visitors to my kingdom.
We have not had a male walk thru these doors in a very long time. If you are even men.
AVERY: I can't speak for my friend here, but I'm all man, baby! All two inches!
YIN YANG: I see. That's unfortunate.
Guards! Prepare for these male rodents' execution!
AVERY: I can tuck it in. Does that help?
I had a comment about 2inches but I just can’t … my inner adult thwapped my inner 12-year old.
Now I’m picturing Avery applying lipstick, dancing in front of his mirror to Goodbye Horses.
They just cant catch a break can they? lol
Two inches. Yeah, I’m not gonna go there either…
Did you know… Koalas actually have 2 penises