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DESERT, HIGHWAY 33, DEAD OF NIGHT

IRVING: I don't think we're being followed! Do you think we're safe? Who are you!!? Where are we?!!!
AVERY: I don't know!! Look, let's just calm down and figure this out, okay? Let's start with the who.

IRVING: I, I...I'm Irving. I'm an insurance claim adjuster. I like movies and avocado smoothies. I'm allergic to peanuts and peanut products.
AVERY: Alright!! This isn't a speed date! I'm Avery. What's the last thing you remember?

IRVING: I had just gotten home from working in the homeless shelter, relaxing by crunching numbers on my early tax return ... when everything went black.
AVERY: I was ... uh ... also crunching numbers and everything went black for me, too.

I was woken up by a big explosion! I realized I was in a prison cell with you and ...